"homework" *tired zombie noises*
"studying" *sad zombie noises*
"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*
"internet" *happy zombie noises*
RIP Shirley Temple Black
April 23, 1928 – February 10, 2014
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
do you ever daydream of dressing straight boys in better clothes
Go visit at 1802 Hillhurst Ave, in the strip mall at the corner of Hillhurst and Melbourne (you dummy).
literally the best ice skating i have ever seen in my entire life
at the end i was literally applauding from my bed
ok so i saw the thumbnail and the comment and i thought “hahaha it would be so funny if he was doing irish dance on ice it looks like he’s doing a double knee there”
I’M SO DONE IT TOOK ONE NOTE OF THE MUSIC AND I’M SO DONE I CAN NOW RECOGNIZE RIVERDANCE WITHOUT ANY ACTUAL SIGNS OF RIVERDANCE
I love listening to the commentators
because at the beginning you can hear them being a bit reserved and all professional but they get giddier and giddier as his performance goes on, they’re just happy to watch this wonderful skater and just. oh my heart
it’s all aflutter
Jason Brown is the smiliest cutie watching him skate made me so happy.
Las Pozas, Mexico
Las Pozas dates back to 1947 when Edward James was living in Mexico, in semi-exile. Deep within the rainforests of Mexico, seven hours outside of Mexico City, lies a magical hidden gem that very few have had the pleasure of stumbling across. It’s called Las Pozas and it is a sculpture garden, tucked away from prying eyes and at one with nature. It was created by a man named Edward James, an eccentric man who spent millions to create this magical wonderland that’s comprised of 20 acres of natural waterfalls and mountain springs.
“This lettuce tastes funny.”
“I really like it. I’ve had two piles of it already.”
“I feel kind of weird.”
“Me too. You know what they should make? Rabbit pants. I realize the world is very accepting of rabbits in the nude, but I’d at least like the option.”
“I feel ya, man. Plus you want to leave a little mystery for the ladies.”
“Totally. Do we have any Doritos left?”
“Just Cool Ranch.”
“Goddammit. Those are like… the lamest kind. I don’t even know what “cool ranch” is supposed to mean. Is there some sort of Dorito factory on an arctic ranch somewhere?”
“Dude, I stopped listening to you like 3 minutes ago. I started staring at my foot. I mean, it’s a rabbit’s foot. Can you imagine how much luck is in there? And I have four of them, so I’m like… twice as lucky.”
“Fuck it. Gimme the Doritos.”
i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own
why am I reblogging this?
it appears my blood has been successful
Throw me over your shoulder and carry me off to Valhalla you viking goddess.
For anyone who doesn’t know: The name of this adorable ‘viking goddess’ is Samantha Wright
Yes, she might be showing up in the 2016 olympics.
And yes, she is always this cute.
Samantha Wright is an adorable combination of the Hulk and Tinkerbell.
The only post I routinely reblog
Reminder that you don’t have to look like the Hulk to be strong as hell.
i’m straight-up in love with this girl.
if I don’t reblog this woman, assume I’m dead.
She is back!
the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept