a novel not written by me (via kingxxxwizard)
The unwritten story of my life.
Can we talk about how Sam is supposed to be a nerd,
And how Cas is supposed to be a nerd as well,
And how Dean is supposed to be the macho man?
i have never laughed so hard in my life
that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.
Steve: Why can’t any of you ever clean up after yourselves?
Tony: I have a person who does that for me.
Steve: Yeah, ME.
Tony: I’m glad you agree.
THAT CAPTION THO
imagine person A from your OTP asking person B their favorite book because person A wants to see which kind of books person B likes and person B joking tells person A about a porn book and person A reads it without knowing
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process