Howl (ハウル) // A mysterious, reclusive wizard known for being very flamboyant and wicked.
How to use sand to freak people out
Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.
The creator of Powerpuff Girls, the creator of Dexter’s Laboratory, and the creator of Johnny Bravo were all roommates in college.
The KKK is handing out candy to try and recruit people in South Carolina.
Our brains react to poetry the same way it does to music.
On August 21st, FXX will start a 278-hour marathon of “The Simpsons”… Every episode. Ever.
The proper response to “top o’ the mornin to ya” is “and the…
neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.
now i have an excuse as to why i will NEVER make my bed
THIS IS IMPORTANT. Take a dollar and get a freaking card and send it to this kid. Heck MAKE ONE. Take 2 minutes to do something good and humanish today people. PLEASE I AM ASKING YOU TO DO THIS.
MY DAD MADE AN IMPALA CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY HOLY HELL
My dad who spent 12 hours making this cake for me wants this post to get 2000 notes I will do it god dammit
this is amazeballs
Please tell me there is a Sam in the passenger seat.
CAN YOUR DAD BE MY DAD
U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again
This is so relevant
I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS
THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
Are these drake lyrics
honestly can’t wait for the 50 shades movie to normalize the manipulation of lower-level female employees. can’t wait for the new wave of “consent is sexy” banners on the cover of cosmo. can’t wait for teen girls to think that a controlling relationship is romantic. can’t wait for sexualized violence to become increasingly mainstream. and most of all, i can’t wait for bdsm to be labeled a feminist revolution
I love this new update